May 14th
1:35 PM
1:35 PM
Cruise cocktail!
9:31 AM
We are departing for our cruise
I have to leave Rory behind. It’s the longest we’ve ever been apart.
So, there will probably be a pic I’ll post from my iPhone, Chuck, once we pick up Alex, but after that, no more tumbling till Saturday!!!!
9:20 AM
a message from thoughtifiedwordstorm
Ouch, sounds like not a whole lot of fun. Haha, actually it sounds like it's mutilated or something, I'm sorry! Next time just try that razor; I have it because I love it, but for me the smoothness lasts longer. So this means you won't be having any crazy sex while on the cruise?
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Suuuuure, of course that’s what it means :P
9:12 AM
a message from thoughtifiedwordstorm
Yes; but that's the price we pay for B-E-U-tay. But seriously, that would hurt like fucking balls on shit, man. That's why we'd need to get drunk first. Oh, and BTW, have fun on your cruise this week. Please don't die. If the boat starts to sink and there's a girl named Rose and she starts calling you Jack, RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL. :)
Hahaha, my friends even told me this morning that if a boat were sinking, I would be the one to hog that whole door and let all my friends drown…. I’d only be doing it for you though! So that you didn’t have to miss out on any Doctor Who marathons, or Sophie P. Cupcakes, or more waxing adventures!
4:08 AM
I’m so nervous to get my first waxing, it’s not even funny. We’re going to go together and get Brazilians and get our assholes bleached his summer
The actually waxing didn’t hurt that much (except for when I’d rip the skin or you know, pop a blood vessel) though I only did one small section of inner thigh before the stickyness and blood got too much.
And A. I love the Bridesmaids ref and B. Wouldn’t that hurt like a motherfucker?
3:25 AM
Adventures in waxing my bikini line.
I popped a blood vessel, my thighs stick together when I walk, and I still have some stray hairs that just won’t go away, even though i did a preliminary wax treatment, a thorough 45 minute shave, and a second, extra wax treatment….
Ah, the cost of beauty
im not crying theres just otp in my eye
May 13th
8:47 PM
8:47 PM
So excited!!!!
Except what am I gonna do with no internet for a whole week?
8:25 PM
Kittens!!!
And my new red-ish hair!
